"Yea, like id fuck THAT guy" and the history of Dannie's lineage

Dannie: i just realized in my picture i have like the worlds largest hook nose. haha

Julia: oh you do not
shushhhhhh

Dannie: haha I SURE DO!

Julia: not as big as my jew nose

Dannie: no no no. my jew nose murders your jew nose.

Julia: you're not a jew you liarface

Dannie: IM SUCH A JEW.
hahah i never told you my theory on my jewness??
oh this is a good story. sit back. kick up your feet. haha.
Soooooo....my WHOLE family has straight hair. Like EVERYONE there is no one with curly hair. I have a crazy frizzy little fro. Also, everyone in my family has a cute little sloped nose with no bump...i have a HUGE hook nose with a huge bump in the middle. So I start questioing my mother about who my real father is, and I decide that my dad is not my real dad, but in fact I have a dad that is a jew, and hes out there somewhere and Ive been on the hunt for my jew daddy for a few months now. Sometimes Ill just be walking down the street, see a jew, and run up to him asking if hes my jew daddy. no luck yet. I think he must look something like this:http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/86d3767bfd7da1bcd67e244ad65aabdd_resized.JPG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Julia: hahahha you are crazy and I love you
My real dad's name is Pin Chang

Dannie: HAHAHAHAHAH. dude. i made myself laugh SO fucking hard while writing that.
and now your dad is a gook.

Julia: he is. he lived with my parents for a while. we've all come to terms. I would just like to meet my foreign exchange student father.
OH! maybe we're related by your jewdom!

Dannie: DUDE. its really possible. and this needs to be on weiner talk. asap.

Julia: illl get on it!

Dannie: hahah.
thats the best story ever. i just read it to my mom and she was like "yea, like id fuck THAT guy" haha